Headline Bank

Every one of these headlines is a proven winner. They have worked and made money for those that have used them with creativity and diligence. 

Take them, modify them, use them as your own. Get the attention of your marketplace and tell your story.  Remember you can't sell.... if they won't listen.  Make them WANT to listen!

 If you need a little help using them on your own , don't worry, just be sure to call Exselleration.  We'll be glad to help -- It's what we do, of course.

 

 

The Headline Bank

96 Of The Most Effective Headlines Ever Written.

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1.

The Secret of Making People Like You

 

2.

Five Familiar Skin Troubles -- Which Do You Want To Overcome?

 

3.

How I Improved My Memory In One Evening

 

4.

A Challenge To Women Who Would Never Dream Of Serving Margarine

 

5.

Everywhere Women Are Raving About This Amazing New Shampoo!

 

6.

Six Types Of Investors -- Which Group Are You In?

 

7.

Does Your Child Ever Embarrass You?

 

8.

The Biggest Problems You’ll Have With Most Plumbers…And How XYZ Overcomes Them All.

 

9.

To People Who Want To Write -- But Can't Get Started

 

10.

Buy No Desk -- Until You’ve Seen This Sensation Of The Business Show

 

11.

Can You Spot These 7 Common Decorating Sins?

 

12.

Make This 1-Minute Test -- Of An Amazing New Kind Of Shaving Cream

 

13.

Nobody Should Be Allowed To Have Anything To Do With Advertising Until They’ve Read This Book At Least 7 Times

 

14.

What Everybody Ought To Know About This Stock And Bond Business

 

15.

Free Book -- Tells You Twelve Secrets Of Better Lawn Care

 

16.

The #1 Most Common Goof In Buying A House

 

17.

Major Diet Plans: Which Ones Actually Work...And Which Ones Are Guaranteed To Torture You, Cost A Fortune, And Leave You Fatter

 

18.

Three Fairy Tales You'll Hear From Brokers... Even Honest Ones

 

19.

The 13 Biggest Mistakes You Could Make As The Parent Of A Teen

 

20.

A Dozen Dirty Tricks Of New Car Dealers. Some Are Totally Undetectable--Unless You Know What To Look For

 

21.

5 Ways Even Good Lawyers Steal From Clients

 

22.

I Was Shocked And Embarrassed When I Found Out That Home Remodeling Was Labeled America's #1 Most Complained-About Industry

 

23.

FREE Comprehensive Real Estate Property Survey Allows You To Compare & Price Out Every Single Possible Available Site... Without Talking To A Broker

 

24.

I Have Created What I Consider To Be The Perfect, Designer-Friendly Flooring Showroom... Take 90 Seconds To See If You Agree

 

25.

Four Critical Characteristics To Demand From Your Skip Tracing Agency... Does Yours Do These?

 

26.

Should An Experienced Traveler Like You Fly With A New Airline Like Us?

 

27.

Never Accept A Real Estate Contract That Contains These 5 Words

 

28.

Make Sure Your Mover Complies With These 17 Points From The 1997 “Code Of Ethics & Competency For Movers”

 

29.

Six Closely Guarded Secrets Of The Diamond Industry... Revealed At Last

 

30.

Four Quick Questions Will Reveal A Chiropractor’s Operating Philosophy. Ask Them, And Save

 

31.

8,448 Locations Can’t Be Wrong: Dynamo Tables Make More Money

 

32.

Something You Probably Didn’t Know About Rolex Watches.

 

33.

What The Eye Surgeons Don’t Want You To Know

 

34.

What Nobody Ever Tells You About X.

 

35.

A  Little Mistake That Cost A Farmer $3,000 A Year

 

36.

Advice To Wives Whose Husbands Don't Save Money -- By A Wife

 

37.

When Doctors 'Feel Rotten' This Is What They Do

 

38.

Who Ever Heard Of A Woman Losing Weight -- And Enjoying Delicious Meals At The Same Time?

 

39.

How I Made A Fortune With A 'Fool Idea'

 

40.

How Often Do You Hear Yourself Saying: 'No, I Haven’t Read It: I've Been Meaning To!'

 

41.

Whose Fault Is It When Children Disobey?

 

42.

Do You Have These Symptoms Of Nerve Exhaustion?

 

43.

Profits That Lie Hidden In Your Farm

 

44.

Is The Life Of A Child Worth $1 To You?

 

45.

Percentage Of CNE Candidates Who Certify Before The End Of The Program – Us: 96% Them: 21% (We’re A Little Bit Higher.)

 

46.

They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano -- But When I Started To Play!

 

47.

Is Dry Skin Making You Look Older Than You Should? Touch These 5 Spots And Find Out

 

48.

Free To High School Teachers--$6 To Others

 

49.

Who Else Wants Lighter Cake -- In Half The Mixing Time?

 

50.

No More Back-Breaking Garden Chores For Me -- Yet Ours Is Now The Show Place Of the Neighborhood

 

51.

Do You Really Want The Lowest Bidding Temp Agency To Provide Employees For Your Million Dollar Project?

 

52.

How Much Is 'Worker Tension' Costing Your Company?

 

53.

1,172 Credit Union Specific Forms In Stock ALL The Time. Other Companies, Unexplainably, Have Zero.

 

54.

Imagine Me.. Holding An Audience Spellbound For 30 Minutes!

 

55.

How To Do Your Christmas Shopping In 5 Minutes

 

56.

Protect Yourself From Being BURNED By IT Candidates Who Over-Represent Their Skill Level.

 

57.

Men Who 'Know It All' Are Not Invited To Read This Page

 

58.

For the Woman Who Is Older Than She Looks

 

59.

Check The Kind Of Body You Want

 

60.

Play Guitar In 7 Days Or Your Money Back

 

61.

Here's A Quick Way To Break Up A Cold

 

62.

If You Were Given $200,000 To Spend, Isn't This The Kind Of (type of product) You Would Build?

 

63.

Last Friday...Was I Scared! My Boss Almost Fired Me!

 

64.

Former Barber Earns $8,000 In Four Months As Real Estate Specialist

 

65.

A Building Flaw That Can Cost You $10,000 In Resale Value If You Buy From The Wrong Builder.

 

66.

The 10 Habits That Keep People Poor And The 12 That Can Make You Rich

 

67.

How To Avoid A Speeding Ticket Without Slowing Down

 

68.

Own A Gold MasterCard? A Premier Visa? Not After You Read This, You Won't!

 

69.

The Best Color To Paint Your House For Faster Sale

 

70.

If Your Pharmacist Goofs, You Could Be Dead. How To Protect Yourself--Takes Just 3 Seconds

 

71.

7 Fast Ways To Stop A Headache...Without Drugs

 

72.

The Average Hospital Bill Has $600 In Phony Charges. Take These 10 Defensive Measures, And You'll Save Way More Than $600

 

73.

5 Overlooked Deductions For Salaried Executives

 

74.

The Most Common Tax Mistake (You're Probably Making It Now)

 

75.

Mess Up Your Tax Return? Here's 4 Excuses That Work With The IRS... And 3 That Don't

 

76.

The 4 Grim Facts Of Life About Lawsuits: Don't Go Into Business Until You Memorize Them

 

77.

What To Do For Aging Parents: 4 Options That Beat The Socks Off A Nursing Home... Or Having Them Move In With You

 

78.

Save Money By Knowing How Supermarkets Trick You Into Buying Higher Priced Items

 

79.

Should You Take It Back To The Photo Shop? How To Tell If The Processor Is To Blame For Your Bad Snapshot

 

80.

The Cost Of Producing Quality Corporate Videos Has Fallen By 64% Over The Last Five Years... But Most Video Production Companies Are Still Clinging To And Charging 1992 Prices

 

81.

Doctors: Put An Easy $341,450 In Your Pocket Every 12 Months... Without Doing Anything More Than You're Doing Right Now

 

82.

Speed On The Internet: Two Questions That Other Providers Hope You'll Never Ask Them

 

83.

How To Cram Eight Hours Of Classroom Computer Training Into One Easy 75-Minute Session...At Your Home Or Office

 

84.

Out Of 537 Multi-Tenant Buildings Outside Of Downtown, Only SIX Have Immediate, Large-Block Leasing Capacity

 

85.

Innovative Wall Building System Makes Homes “Fly Off The Shelf”

 

86.

If You’re Renting A Home or Apartment With A Payment As Little As $550, You Can Qualify For A Brand New Home In Just 6 to 18 Months

 

87.

There’s 2 Ways To Buy Your Corporate ‘ID” Logo Apparel: From Screen Printing Shops, Or From Their Source... The Wholesaler

 

88.

There’s Two “Schools Of Thought” When Dealing With Employee Back Injuries: One Costs You Four Times As Much As The Other…For Inferior Results. Which Do You Prefer?

 

89.

There Are 348 Hotels And Extended Stay Residences Within 20 Miles of DFW Airport Where Visiting Executives Could Stay For 2 to 52 Weeks...But Only One of Them Was Specifically Designed and Equipped To Cater To The Unique Needs Of Business People

 

90.

Of Course You’ve Heard Of Laser Vision Correction. But Have You Heard Of AFFORDABLE Laser Vision Correction?

 

91.

It Sounds Like Hype But It’s True – Webshipper Saves A Bare Minimum Of 25% Off Of The Lowest Rate FedEx Offers – For FedEx Shipping

 

92.

The Only Thing We’ve Left Off (Product) Is The Ridiculous Price

 

93.

If You’re Planning On Spending $2,500 On A Diamond Engagement Ring, I’ll Send You Home With Either A Ring Worth $4,100, or $1,000 Cash Still In Your Pocket

 

94.

How Much Should You Pay For A Good Pair Of Binoculars?

 

95.

You’ve Got The Ugliest Kids I’ve Ever Seen In My Life (That’s What They’ll Say If You Get Caught Using The Wrong Photographer)

 

96.

The Big Hairy Secret That Big-Name Brokerage Houses Don’t Want You To Know About Their Mutual Fund Selection Process (Hint: They Don’t Have A Process)

 

 

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